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Me: ( Reads short version of Jack & the beanstalk…) What did Jack get when he traded the family cow?
“Bean”: uh… a beanstalk
Me: No.
“Bean”: Magic beans!
Me: Yup! What did the Giant’s wife do ?
“Bean”: She hid Jack.
Me: Good! What did Jack do when the Giant woke up?
“Bean”: He ran away with the Giant’s wife.
Me: ?!
“Bean”: uh… a beanstalk
Me: No.
“Bean”: Magic beans!
Me: Yup! What did the Giant’s wife do ?
“Bean”: She hid Jack.
Me: Good! What did Jack do when the Giant woke up?
“Bean”: He ran away with the Giant’s wife.
Me: ?!
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Peace vs. Pressure
Matt 11:28-30 Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you and learn from me, for I am gentle and humble in heart, and you will find rest for your souls. For my yoke is easy and my burden is light.
Colossians 3:15 Let the peace of Christ rule in your hearts, since as members of one bod you were called to peace. And be thankful.
I was reminded this morning as I woke up that God leads us with peace not pressure.
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I should really be writing up drills not reblogging.
This is why I’m barely human before 8am and a mug of milo.
Get thee behind me, Tumblr!
Chat
Head observations.
- "Lightning Bolt": (to little boy next to him) Your head is small.
- Me: That's not a nice thing to say is it?
- "Lightning Bolt": ..........no?
- Me: Think of something nice to say instead, I can think of lots of things!
- "Lightning Bolt": (to boy beside him) I like playing on the swings with you.
- Me: Great!
- "Lightning Bolt": (to girl on the other side of him) The back of your head is nice.
- Me: facepalm
